FRAUD PIZZA GUY, FRAUD PEPPERONI, FRAUD BICYCLE, Last night Geoff Frudderdudder delivered a pizza to one of my cats, Litterbonstien. While Geoff Frudderdudder collected the regular %8.25 sales tax from the pizza that he was to deliver, Geoff Frudderdudder did not collect a %8.25 sales tax for his tip.
FRAUD PIZZA GUY, FRAUD PEPPERONI is being investigated by the International Pizza-Topping Investigation of Pizzas. Also, quite unfortunately, Litterbonstien was given a fine for faking an emergency pizza call.
FRAUD PIZZA GUY, FRAUD BICYCLE, Geoff Frudderdudder had his bicycle impounded because he had not paid %8.25 tax on the air that filled his tires. We will bring this lowly denizen to hell and justice where both he belongs! Yavoo!
The Authorities will handle this case as they see fit and we will not know the outcome. But if I can get any information about these poopertraters and their bad influences on the monkeys, like you, that roam our streets, I will surely post it everywhere on the enternet. I am with the Interwebbed and I am JIGGY WITH IT.
PS: FRAUD PIZZA GUY is a dangerously unwitting opponent in this, our game of fraud-detection. It is our DUTY to recover what is MINE by spending what is YOURS. So let me enjoy my "righteous" fury of justice, even if you suffer a little; it is for the good of the important - ME.
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