Wednesday, August 12, 2009

FRAUD NEIGHBOR, FRAUD CAT FOOD, FRAUD PORCH

FRAUD NEIGHBOR, FRAUD PORCH, FRAUD CAT FOOD, FRAUD POISON, FRAUD J.M. TINKLES.

FRAUD NEIGHBOR, PORCH, has been leaving out cat food for Mr J.M. Tinkles.

FRAUD NEIGHBOR, did not collect %8.25 Texas Sales Tax for enjoyed mushy cat food left on porch. Neighbor does not have Kitty Petting License under his name nor the cats to pet.

Hence, reported to the FCPA (Federal Cat Petting Association), Catanooga-Kentucky.

This neighbor is also reported to the United Free Catfood Abomination Assessor for his home-based manufacturing of cat food to be appraised for cat food tax.

FRAUD NEIGHBOR, PORCH, CAT FOOD, has also been reported to the CSI because the cat may have been poisoned. That, or I poisoned the cat myself in order to frame this vigilante. I am like Batman - I do the cop's job and cost you more money.

Selling on: 

PS: FRAUD NEIGHBOR is a close neighbor to FRAUD ME (the crazy cat lady/german sociopath)

The outcome of this case is between the Authorities and this sellers (typos inteded), NEIGHBOR. When the Authorities finish their case, I will be caught because I wasted their time and your money, but they THANK YOU, and in some states, if you turn me in, you get rewarded.


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