FRAUD PIZZA GUY, FRAUD PEPPERONI, FRAUD GEOFF FRUDDERDUDDER, FRAUD BICYLE

FRAUD PIZZA GUY, FRAUD PEPPERONI, FRAUD MUSHROOMS

FRAUD PIZZA GUY, FRAUD PEPPERONI, FRAUD BICYCLE, Last night Geoff Frudderdudder delivered a pizza to one of my cats, Litterbonstien. While Geoff Frudderdudder collected the regular %8.25 sales tax from the pizza that he was to deliver, Geoff Frudderdudder did not collect a %8.25 sales tax for his tip. 

FRAUD PIZZA GUY, FRAUD PEPPERONI is being investigated by the International Pizza-Topping Investigation of Pizzas. Also, quite unfortunately, Litterbonstien was given a fine for faking an emergency pizza call.

FRAUD PIZZA GUY, FRAUD BICYCLE, Geoff Frudderdudder had his bicycle impounded because he had not paid %8.25 tax on the air that filled his tires. We will bring this lowly denizen to hell and justice where both he belongs! Yavoo!

The Authorities will handle this case as they see fit and we will not know the outcome. But if I can get any information about these poopertraters and their bad influences on the monkeys, like you, that roam our streets, I will surely post it everywhere on the enternet. I am with the Interwebbed and I am JIGGY WITH IT.

PS: FRAUD PIZZA GUY is a dangerously unwitting opponent in this, our game of fraud-detection. It is our DUTY to recover what is MINE by spending what is YOURS. So let me enjoy my "righteous" fury of justice, even if you suffer a little; it is for the good of the important - ME.

FRAUD NEIGHBOR, FRAUD CAT FOOD, FRAUD PORCH

FRAUD NEIGHBOR, FRAUD PORCH, FRAUD CAT FOOD, FRAUD POISON, FRAUD J.M. TINKLES.

FRAUD NEIGHBOR, PORCH, has been leaving out cat food for Mr J.M. Tinkles.

FRAUD NEIGHBOR, did not collect %8.25 Texas Sales Tax for enjoyed mushy cat food left on porch. Neighbor does not have Kitty Petting License under his name nor the cats to pet.

Hence, reported to the FCPA (Federal Cat Petting Association), Catanooga-Kentucky.

This neighbor is also reported to the United Free Catfood Abomination Assessor for his home-based manufacturing of cat food to be appraised for cat food tax.

FRAUD NEIGHBOR, PORCH, CAT FOOD, has also been reported to the CSI because the cat may have been poisoned. That, or I poisoned the cat myself in order to frame this vigilante. I am like Batman - I do the cop's job and cost you more money.

Selling on: 

www.purina.com

www.petco.com

PS: FRAUD NEIGHBOR is a close neighbor to FRAUD ME (the crazy cat lady/german sociopath)

The outcome of this case is between the Authorities and this sellers (typos inteded), NEIGHBOR. When the Authorities finish their case, I will be caught because I wasted their time and your money, but they THANK YOU, and in some states, if you turn me in, you get rewarded.